This is not about beastiality.Today’s theme: Fuck tha police!Remember Brett Darrow? He was the nerd that hooked a camera up in his car and got a police sergeant fired for threatening to “come up with reasons” to put Darrow in jail.Apparently, this kid pissed off a lot of cops. He now has videos of cops staking out his home and has definitely noticed more police presence on his dead-end street since the incident. This strikes me as harassment, but hey, what’s wrong with fucking with a kid who got the sergeant fired, right? He has also received death threats and there are some pretty scary topics posted about him on St. Louis’s CopTalk message boards (used only by cops).If I were Brett Darrow, I would leave the country, or at least the state. It’s inevitable that an “accident” is going to happen to him sooner or later for blowing this whole ordeal out of proportion.Let’s review:Today’s theme… Fuck tha police!Today’s lesson… Don’t fuck with tha police.

George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah “I like fucking older men” Larson were involved in a minor motorcycle accident this week.George, best known for his line of expensive butt plugs, was trying to go around some dumbass making a turn from the wrong lane when, apparently, George forgot how to turn his bike and drove the Harley into a curb throwing them both on the sidewalk.Clooney’s woman was already injured previously and suffered no further damage except shame. Her life flashed before her eyes and she saw herself in 5 years with George… and his pacemaker. They’ll be finished in a week.George got a fractured rib that was probably caused the night before during sex. Arthritis is a bitch.”I told that bitch I wanted pasta!” – George Clooney

Good ol’ Kiefer Sutherland. He was my favorite vampire in Lost Boys. This week, he accomplished his 4th DUI – except this time he didn’t have any guns on him like in ‘89. Either way, he’s probably going to jail.The older he gets, the gayer he looks.I wish I could have Kiefer as a cellmate. Think of how awesome that would be.Done thinking about it? Good.Apparently, he swerved after spilling a Smirnoff Ice in his lap which lead to the arrest.Cop: “Do you have any idea why I pulled you over, Donald Sutherland’s son?Kiefer: “(drunken mumbling) I smilled my Shmeernoff?”Cop: “That, and you were also showing your penis way too much at the bar and giving blowjobs in the bathroom. You’re a menace. I’m takin’ you in.”Kiefer: “I was in Losht Boys!”

Being a cop must really be a pain in the ass these days.Back in the good ol’ days, an officer could fuck you up and throw your ass in jail and there wasn’t really much you could do about it until you saw a judge the next morning. I hadn’t really heard about police brutality until Malice King and Rodney Green got beat up for being black, but that was racially motivated. Cops have been getting the best of us since the first pig found a shiny badge in the mud and stuck it on his fat ass.Nowadays, spoiled college kids like Brett Darrow have mounted camcorders inside their cars so they can taunt officers and then get them fired for dropping the F-bomb a few times.Fast forward to about 1:45 into the video and let the hilarity ensue.Hahaha.”You wanna try me, young boy?!” That sounds like a child molester’s pickup line. The simple solution for the officer would’ve been to grab the tape out of the kid’s camcorder, taser the little fucker for talking back, put his body in the trunk of his own car and then drive it into a river. Find a hobo to frame for the crime and have your other corrupt ass cop friends to cover for you. Classic!Brett Doucho and Officer Bearclaw

Andrew Meyer is a University of Florida goofball who got tasered by the police last week. I’ve been reading about how people are outraged by this incident and it’s just so funny to me how bitchy people can be sometimes.”Don’t tase me, bro!”Hahahaha. That’s how you respect a police officer. Listen, I don’t care how right you think you are, if the police tell you to cooperate, you fucking do it or get the taser.I realize now that he was trying to reenact a scene from the Holy Grail.I don’t know why people are so upset about this. Contemplate this for a moment.Being uncooperative with the police = Resisting.Resisting = Tasered.Tasering = Classic entertainment lol.