Good ol’ Kiefer Sutherland. He was my favorite vampire in Lost Boys. This week, he accomplished his 4th DUI – except this time he didn’t have any guns on him like in ‘89. Either way, he’s probably going to jail.The older he gets, the gayer he looks.I wish I could have Kiefer as a cellmate. Think of how awesome that would be.Done thinking about it? Good.Apparently, he swerved after spilling a Smirnoff Ice in his lap which lead to the arrest.Cop: “Do you have any idea why I pulled you over, Donald Sutherland’s son?Kiefer: “(drunken mumbling) I smilled my Shmeernoff?”Cop: “That, and you were also showing your penis way too much at the bar and giving blowjobs in the bathroom. You’re a menace. I’m takin’ you in.”Kiefer: “I was in Losht Boys!”