George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah “I like fucking older men” Larson were involved in a minor motorcycle accident this week.George, best known for his line of expensive butt plugs, was trying to go around some dumbass making a turn from the wrong lane when, apparently, George forgot how to turn his bike and drove the Harley into a curb throwing them both on the sidewalk.Clooney’s woman was already injured previously and suffered no further damage except shame. Her life flashed before her eyes and she saw herself in 5 years with George… and his pacemaker. They’ll be finished in a week.George got a fractured rib that was probably caused the night before during sex. Arthritis is a bitch.”I told that bitch I wanted pasta!” - George Clooney