Do you have little girls in your family that sit around all day doing dumb shit like playing with dolls or having gay little tea parties? Fuck that. Not any longer. If you want to be a cool big brother, buy her a Hello Kitty AK-47 from Glamguns.com.”You stole my Barbie. Now eat some lead, bitch.”If cutesy little Japanese characters aren’t her style, you can go back to the 80’s and buy a My Little Pony Carbine rifle. It’s perfect for any tea party massacre.My little executioner.Of course if all the neighborhood girls are going to be blowing each other’s tits off, your little girl shouldn’t leave the house without her Care Bear flak jacket.Awww!So next time you see little Sally playing with Dora the Explorer or watching Finding Nemo. Make sure to slap her lovingly and then explain to her the importance of protecting our country. Give her a gun and tell her to go terrorize some shit.