California: Tastes like burning!
posted on October 23rd, 2007 by Dustin at 8:30 pm (EST) with 4 Comments
If you have been watching the news (or even walked by a TV) for the past few days or so, you’ll know that southern Cali is burning like a charcoal grill.
Mmmm… Seriously though, it isn’t funny. Mmmm…
There’s fires all over the goddamn place right now. Experts (fire experts?) say that the wildfires are being fueled by wind. Well.. they’re wrong because a fire can’t burn on wind – there’s gotta be grass or babies or something to burn right? On to the point.
If you live in these places, you’re probably really warm right now.
The real question is: How did these fires get started?
The answer: Chris Crocker. The world’s biggest flamer.
Oooh… she’s cute.
I’ve narrowed the cause of the intense outbreak of fires to wind, dry conditions, and Chris Crocker’s flaming gay behavior. Way to go Chris. How many other natural disasters have you been responsible for you bastard?!
Keep an eye out for more updates on this story.
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Comments
Comment from bkwards
Time October 27, 2007 at 4:10 am
You're like a spreading fire. end.
Comment from John
Time November 2, 2007 at 11:36 am
So even though I may be gay, I hate Cris Crocker. Totally doesn't help that he practially is all the stereotypes.
Comment from camila
Time September 12, 2008 at 1:12 pm
heeey where are the picture?
I love this story
Comment from taryn…
Time October 23, 2007 at 9:01 pm
seriously. it's horrible down here. i'm a good 30 miles from the closest one, and i can't breathe. some say that so cal is paradise…clearly, it's hell.