Talented (lies) Motown artist Kid Rock got arrested in Atlanta on Saturday after a show. No, it wasn’t a DUI and he didn’t get in trouble for fucking horses – despite his appearance, he’s from Detroit, not Kentucky.

He got into a fight at a Waffle House.

Mmmm… ROFLhouse.

Nobody knows who won the fight, but the “other guy” was outnumbered 6 to 1 and Kid Rock doesn’t look too beat up in his mug shot.

This guy banged Pamela Anderson.

Kid Rock and his crew spent about 12 hours in jail and were charged with battery. I doubt he’ll be going back to jail for it, but if so, I’ll be looking forward to the Kid Rock Alcatraz Tour. Maybe I should review his new album – haha just kidding.

“Only God Knows Whyyyyy.”