Hello everyone. I’ve been sick for the past couple of days, but I’m back in action. I came across a rather… weird story. Jeanette Sliwinski was a smokin’ hot ex-model for Fredericks of Hollywood and other various clothing companies. She was also a total fucking lunatic. She was recently sentenced for a crime that she accidentally committed about 2 years ago – MURDER.Daddy likes!I know what you’re thinking: “How could this lovely girl murder anyone?” Well, that’s where the crazy bitch part comes in. One day, Jeanette was on her way to a psychiatrist after a fight with her mom. All of a sudden, the idea of suicide struck her.Jeanette: “Hey, I should like totally like… kill myself! Hmm.. what’s the most careless way I could do it. I know! I’ll like totally smash my car full speed into someone else’s car.”Good thinking Jeanette! What’s the worst that could happen? She survived the crash, but the 3 passengers in the car she hit were killed instantly.It’s not quite November yet, but I award Jeanette Slutzinski the Sidecarsally.com Asshole of the Month Award!