Goddamn, I fucking love drunk ass celebrities. I’d rather watch a ton of videos of them acting like assholes than save all the babies in the world. These videos are old, but I dug a few of them up for laughs because I’m boredddd. Where do we start? Kiefer Sutherland aka Jack Bauer.Think of how wasted you’d have to be to actually do that. Classic.Who’s next? Ben Assflick. Fucking douche.The splendors of booze.Ben Affleck is an asshole and I hate him. If he wasn’t famous, he’d be that creepy dude at the party scaring all the girls away.Let’s move on to that crazy Canuck, Mr. Trebek. I have to call him Mr. Trebek because I respect the shit out of that man. Here’s some clips of him cursing up a storm. “There’s a cash prize of $1,000 and fuck.”Why did you shave the stashhhh?Last but not least… James Brown. This is personally my favorite one. Including this clip is kind of cheating because we all know James is on a lot more than alcohol.I wouldn’t be surprised if James got buried in a giant pill bottle when he died.On that note, I’m a little hungover and some food sounds amazing right now. I’ll update with some more redeeming material later on
If Miss Cleo could really predict the future, she would’ve warned rapper T.I. that fucking around with illegal firearms would land his ass in prison. Sadly, Miss Cleo is a lying bitch and now T.I. is in some deep shit.T.I. was shocked to see his grandma in the front row pulling her tits out.To make a long story short, CLIFFORD FUCKING HARRIS aka T.I. paid $2,200 for 3 automatic assault rifles and the ATF found out. His excuse: “I AIN’T SAYIN’ NOTHIN.”If you’re a fucking millionaire, why would you spend $2,200 on gay little guns when you can just buy a tank and level a whole ghetto of your enemies? I guess tanks just aren’t as fun as some good ol’ fashioned murder.Clifford Harris may not have been named after the big red dog, but he’s definitely going to have a big red anus when the Mexican mafia is violating his little body in prison. Whatchu know about that?T.I. forcing it in there. Preparation for prison is key.
I’ve finally got the Reviews section posted and everything is looking good (in my opinion). Feel free to let me know if you have any ideas for improvement. For now, I’ll probably stick with album/concert reviews for now since I listen to music all day at work and I am angered on a daily basis at the fucking garbage that some people put their name on.The Photos section is going to be going live soon as well and since Nicole is working on it, it’s probably going to look pretty sweet. Anyone want to donate a digital camera to me?… Please?
She’s at it again. Pamela “I’m a cunt” Anderson tied the knot on Saturday with big dick pornstar Rick Soloman.For the record, I don’t think it’s fair to call Rick Soloman a pornstar. Unless he made more movies that I don’t know about, all he did was fuck Paris Hilton on tape. Who hasn’t done that. Shit, I’ve probably got a porno with Paris floating around on the internet somewhere.As much as I hate to say it though, Rick really downgraded this time. Paris isn’t that great, but Pamela is 40-something and looks it. I came across some pictures of her without makeup and she looks like the ugly truck peeled out on her face and then backed up and parked on it.Even with makeup on she looks like an old battle horse.Ugh… Rick wtf? I know those big ass titties look tempting, but just hit it and go brag to your friends, don’t fucking marry the woman.The best part is, they didn’t even have a real wedding cake! Caterers were only given a day to prepare so they had a 4-tier cardboard cake. How fancy. I can’t predict the future, but it’s a known fact that when you are in that much of a hurry to get married, it’s probably not a smart decision.File this one under Celebrity Fuck-ups please.
Do you love the Backstreet Boys and N*SYNC?So does this guy.*Vomit*This is Lou Pearlman. He launched the careers of BSB and N*SYNC. He also likes to molest little boys and prance around naked with his gunt - or FUPA: Fat Upper-Pussy Area - pressing down on his tiny dick and making fart noises with his back titties as they jiggle. Mmmm… anyone hungry?Anyway, he’s in jail now for fraud. Police found him in Indonesia living under a fake name. I won’t get into the specifics but let’s just hope he doesn’t fuck anymore kids. Poor Nick Carter.
Mr. Olympia 2007 is an American. We don’t need to beat Canada’s dollar value anymore if we got Steroid Steve on our side.Are those two jelly beans and a sour patch kid in your thong, or are you happy to see me?With all the publicity surrounding steroids in sports, it amazes me that we still have nationally televised events that glorify their use. I love hypocracy.
Canada’s dollar is officially worth more than USA’s. That is good for polar bears, seals, Celine Dion, and other people who say, “Well it’s aboot time!”It’s not good for me though.I went to a McDonald’s in Canada and a combo meal was $8 US dollars. I remember when I could exchange $20 and get back like $72.GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD BE ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE IF HE KNEW THAT HE WAS SECOND BEST TO A FUCKING LOONIE!Soon, the United States will be ruled by trouts and large moose.
