I didn’t know this, but Hollywood writers have unions. Guilds too, apparently. I don’t understand the whole “guild” thing – that word reminds of the magic guilds in the Harry Potter books.

That’s a fuckin’ guild.

The writer’s guild is nothing like what’s in Harry Potter for one main reason: The guilds in Harry Potter didn’t sit around in a smoky room drinking coffee for entire days at a time and coming up with retarded bullshit that would later be aired on television.

Anyway, a bunch of writers are apparently going on strike. Shows like Letterman and the Daily Show rely on these writers to keep the next episodes rolling out. This is very bad news for the entertainment business.

Pencils down means pencils down? Really? Are you serious?!

At first I was excited. I was thinking that there wouldn’t be anymore bad writing on television for awhile. But then I realized what would happen if all the writers went on strike – reality television would take over and every day would be re-runs of Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, A Shot at Love, I Love New York, and all those other fucking love shows.

Hahaha, what am I talking about? I love those shows.

Piss off Hollywood writers. Go fuck yourselves!