King Tut was discovered around one hundred years ago or something. Explorers in Egypt walked into his tomb and found these weird drawings on pyramid walls. They looked like this:People claim to know what this means.Since I know that nobody really understands these hieroglyphics, I will attempt to translate the passage.”Here lies King Tut. In 3,000 years, people will take off his mask and be shocked to find out that he looks exactly like every other fucking mummy that exists. Haha, douchebags.Love,The people who lived in Egypt like 3,000 years ago.”OMG guess what? They were right.King Tut’s mask was recently removed as part of an effort to preserve his body. Apparently, nobody but me knew that when you take off a mummy’s mask, it’s still going to look like a fucking mummy underneath. The worst part is that it only took about a day before some assholes came up with a composite drawing of what King Tut may have looked like.I can totally see the resemblance.Wake up people. Don’t tell me that I’m also the only person to notice that this artist’s rendition of King Tut is merely a slightly more boyish version of transvestite superstar Rupaul.King Tut apparently started the whole drag queen thing.I’m sorry, but I do not believe that King Tut looked like Rupaul. My grandma loves mummies. I showed her what the scientists thought King Tut looked like and she was likeDon’t believe the hype. King Tut was a man of power. He may have only been 19 when he died, but he definitely was more masculine. I am unofficially changing King Tut’s fabricated mugshot to something more fitting.Fuck yeah.