I hate to be one to support stereotypes, but there’s one that has been on my mind for the past couple of weeks after numerous brushes with death while driving: Women are bad drivers.

I’ve seen women blocking intersections, making right turns from the left lane, slamming on their brakes at the last minute to let merging traffic over, etc. Now ladies, don’t get me wrong because I love the shit out of all of you, but is there some kind of loophole that allows certain of you to obtain licenses without showing that you are capable of observing simple traffic laws?

LOL. WOW.

Furthermore, parking is another area which needs improvement. This is very entertaining.

Watch as pedestrians scramble for their lives.

I know most of you are probably thinking, “There are some bad men drivers too.” Of course there are. The problem is, not nearly as many bad drivers are men.

Here are some reasons why I think women are worse drivers than men:

1) They are women.

2) Men do not put on makeup while driving – hopefully not at all.

3) Men do not have large breasts to block the steering wheel.

4) Generally, women have purses, tampons, cell phones, and numerous other items to distract them while driving. Now, I know that women don’t usually change tampons while driving, but I have seen some crazy things in my life.

I’m probably one of the craziest drivers in America and I’ve never been in an accident or even caused one – that I know about. But when I get in the car with a girl, I can’t help but feel like it may be my last time. I need to come up with some good excuses why I should drive… or I could just be honest.