What do you get when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle? The answer is not “an ugly piece of shit” like you should have guessed – it’s a Labradoodle!

No, this isn’t a stuffed animal from the local carnival.

I hate these dogs. They may be good pets, but so are turtles, and turtles don’t shit in the floor and look like a shag carpet rug that’s been wadded up in the corner of your garage for 30 years.

Apparently, labradoodles are expensive breeds. If the idea is to find the ugliest fucking dog alive and pay an insane amount of money for it, I’ve got a few choice picks for you…

These are probably the first few test results of a labradoodle anyway.