There’s two types of alcoholics - The kind that sits around and just gets wasted (boring) or the kind that invents new ways to get fucked up (fun!).A new craze is starting to make it’s way over to America - getting drunk without actually drinking. Alcohol is now being snorted and inhaled. The method is called AWOL, or Alcohol Without Liquid. This is a great way for a lot of taste-sensitive vaginas - i mean people - to get drunk without actually having to taste that Five O’Clock vodka that they love so much.Call me old-fashioned, but… what the fuck!?The trend is really picking up in Europe too. Surprised? Even Prince Henry has been photographed several times sucking penis - I mean snorting alcohol. Geez, I’m bad today =)”Aye mate, it’s burnin’ me bloody nose!”"Experts” are stepping forward now with accusations that this is very dangerous and has a serious risk of brain damage. Anyone who’s ever snorted something bad or gotten totally mashed from inhalants should know that this is quite possibly very true. But you know what, it’s alcohol, not crack.I think that people who want to look like Britney Spears on a coke bender at the bar should have their own way to enjoy getting tore up. Just don’t complain when you’ve got Alzheimer’s and a deviated septum. Personally, I’d rather watch midget porn.Mmm… be right back.