On Tuesday, Hulk Hogan’s wife (nobody knows her name) filed for a divorce. Apparently, a Florida newspaper reporter called him and asked what the deal was, but the Hulkster didn’t even know that his wife had taken steps to end the marriage. He was quoted saying, “thanks for the great information” before hanging up the phone.Has anyone seen the Hulkster’s wife? Ugh. Imagine running over a buffalo with a semi truck and then plopping a big blonde wig on top of it. Then inflate the breast-areas of the dead animal with silicon tits and voila… Hulk’s wife! I wouldn’t be too upset if I were him because Mr. Hogan has a lot to offer - he’s a gentle giant, a great father, and he can cook.Sexytime!I’m sure there are thousands of women out there who’d like to taste the flavors of Hulkamania. I am one of them and I’m not even gay - I just fucking love Hulk Hogan. If I had to hand-pick a new wife for him, I would definitely choose the “female” wrestler Chyna. She’s in slightly better shape than his soon-to-be ex and she was in a porno called “1 Night in Chyna.”Beefcake!I just want the Hulkster to be happy - he deserves it. I hope him and Chyna hook up and have a sweet lovechild that favors the father.It’s just going to be hard pushing Chyna’s gigantic clit out of the way for sweet romance explosions in her verjeen.