Remember months ago when France was overcome by mobs of rioting teenagers? Only in France could a group of kids strike fear into the hearts of police officers. In America, you get blown away for throwing a rock at a cop, let alone hurling a flaming trashcan at one. Well, it just happened again.Cleanup has begun today after two days of successful rioting over a couple of teenagers that were killed when their scooter crashed into a police car. Apparently, the rumor was that the police fled the scene without trying to help the dying teens. Riots ensued.Le tired of riots.Turns out, multiple witnesses claimed to see the police officers who were involved in the wreck personally try to resuscitate the dying teens with CPR. Doesn’t that mean the riots were for no reason? It sure does - good job France! Maybe you guys should stick to what you’re best at… making my favorite foods.Mmm… breakfast.Mmm… lunch.And while you’re at it, try to improve on some other things that you’re notoriously bad at.(To the tune of “My Favorite Things”)French fries and French toastAnd wine from the valleys.Bitches who come onAnd view Sidecarsally.French people don’t shave their pits cuz it stings.These are a few of my favorite things.