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Thank you Kraft


Holy shit, I’m excited today. Broke college kids and unhealthy fatasses, listen up.

Easy Mac. Some people laugh at it, others eat it.

I used to eat Easy Mac all the time in college but it wasn’t anywhere near as good as the Kraft Mac in a box. Hehe… mac in a box. Easy Mac used to come in a flimsy little package and the sauce was a pale piss yellow and watery. Kraft even asked it’s consumers to measure a certain amount of water to use. I didn’t even know what a measuring cup looked like in college.

Well, say goodbye to those shitty little packets.

Goodbye, shitty little packet!

And say hello to the new and improved Easy Mac – in a cup.

Hello new and improved Easy Mac in a cup!

The new Easy Mac is much better. The sauce is creamy and yellow, like gonorrhea! But it doesn’t burn… unless it’s hot. I was having a shitty morning until I ate some of this stuff – it’s like golden sunshine poured over noodles from heaven.

Obviously, if I made a post dedicated to macaroni, you better get your ass to the store and pick some up immediately.

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Comments

Comment from davin
Time November 27, 2007 at 8:27 pm

fuck you and your cups of easy mac.

Comment from Meghan
Time November 27, 2007 at 10:52 pm

Remember when you were eating Easy Mac (packet style) and dropped a piece of macaroni on the remote. Then you attempted to slyly eat it off the remote hoping I wouldn't see you but I did. And then we laughed for like 7 min about it. If you don't remember I will understand hehe.

Comment from Avalon Absinthe
Time November 28, 2007 at 3:15 am

fucking a. that gives me a gnarley boner. dope.

Comment from j. bats
Time November 28, 2007 at 9:29 pm

That stuff has been around for so long, I used to live on it basically until my mom stopped buying it for me.. It's not filling though, I have to eat like two of them. But, boy are they delicious.

Comment from n8man
Time December 7, 2007 at 5:27 am

gotdamnit, dude, you funny. Atlanta is not in the south!

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