Holy shit, I’m excited today. Broke college kids and unhealthy fatasses, listen up.

Easy Mac. Some people laugh at it, others eat it.

I used to eat Easy Mac all the time in college but it wasn’t anywhere near as good as the Kraft Mac in a box. Hehe… mac in a box. Easy Mac used to come in a flimsy little package and the sauce was a pale piss yellow and watery. Kraft even asked it’s consumers to measure a certain amount of water to use. I didn’t even know what a measuring cup looked like in college.

Well, say goodbye to those shitty little packets.

Goodbye, shitty little packet!

And say hello to the new and improved Easy Mac – in a cup.

Hello new and improved Easy Mac in a cup!

The new Easy Mac is much better. The sauce is creamy and yellow, like gonorrhea! But it doesn’t burn… unless it’s hot. I was having a shitty morning until I ate some of this stuff – it’s like golden sunshine poured over noodles from heaven.

Obviously, if I made a post dedicated to macaroni, you better get your ass to the store and pick some up immediately.