What would you do if your name was Alexander D. Smith? If you guessed “walk into a bank and try to open an account with a fake $1,000,000 bill” then you are a good guesser.

Too bad 10 out of 10 people know that there is no million dollar bill.

I’m just assuming that this guy must be at least somewhat mentally retarded. I don’t see why they needed to arrest him when they could have just laughed and pointed him to the nearest adult daycare.

He never would have been arrested if he just handed them the million dollar Santa bill.

Everybody loves Santa!

PS… I’m getting a new phone and still need numbers.