I’d like to start a segment by request where anyone can write me and ask me to give them advice about life.Yeah, that’s right. I’m giving life advice to people lol.Everyone will remain anonymous, so if you’d like an answer to a question send an e-mail to sidecarsally@gmail.com and I’ll try my best to answer it in a news post.Today’s question came from a friend of mine who’s girlfriend was recently found to be cheating on him. She gave him an STD and now he wants to get revenge.Question: “How can I get revenge on my slutty girlfriend for fucking other dudes? I want her to experience the same emotional and physical pain as I did when I found out she was cheating.”Answer: First of all, you’re going to want to hit her where it really counts - her vagina. Since you still technically live together for a short while, find her favorite pair of black panties since she’s undoubtedly going to wear them the next time she leaves your house to fuck another guy.Take a very small combination of the following things and rub them in the crotch and butthole areas of the panties: chili powder, fiberglass insulation, and cinnamon. Make sure that the amount you line her undies with is small and unnoticeable - trust me, her vagina will notice. If she is allergic to cats, rub a little feline dander in there too, just for good measure.This is a foolproof way of getting her back and cockblocking on the asshole that is sticking it to her for the night.Red hot revenge.Everyone have a great weekend, I gotta run. Sorry for the minimal updates today. I’ll have better stuff for you on Monday