Someone asked me what the most important invention of all time is. Immediately, calendars came to mind.

Think about it… If calendars didn’t exist, the world would be in chaos. People would be going to work on Sundays by accident, anniversaries would be forgotten, and obscure foreign holidays like the Chinese Lantern Festival would remain unknown to us.

That’s why I’m urging everyone to go out and buy a calendar this year. I’m pretty excited because my new Chickens 2008 calendar arrived yesterday.

Joy!

Some people don’t like chickens. OK, so that particular calendar is not for you. I’d like to recommend Extreme Ironing then. What living room wouldn’t be complete without a picture of people ironing clothes in extreme places?

“Anybody have an extension cord?… Hellloooo?”

So don’t forget to buy a calendar, otherwise, you’d never know that Mexico is celebrating Las Posadas on the December 16th.