If you recall, a few weeks ago I awarded myself the Idiot of the Day award because I tried to open my car door with a lit cigarette. Well, this week I have been reselected to receive the award again!

Last night after work, I got out of my car and went into the house. After a few minutes, I realized my cell phone was missing. I went back out to my car to get it, but it had fallen out of the car and into the street where it was ran over by several cars.

This is terrible timing because I only got the phone six days ago. I’m pretty sure that if there is a God, he is punishing me for making fun of Britney Spears so much.

RIP Phone – 11/30/07 – 12/6/07