This story comes from Michigan, so it’s extra special.

A renegade nun in a Michigan Catholic school took it upon herself to inform all students that cussing will not be tolerated. She held a mandatory assembly after mass for all 5th-8th graders and gave them a lecture about how she was “banning” certain words from the vocabulary of the students – among these words, “shitpussy” was probably included.

“Watch your fucking mouth, Timmy!”

The nun banned the words “stupid” and “boring” as well as a list of other more offensive words. However, I’m sure a student could slide by with saying, “People who don’t believe in God are stupid.” Sweeeeet hypocrisy.

The nun – and this isn’t a joke – stood in front of the students and read off a list of swear words that she was banning. If I was 12 years old listening to a nun recite obscenities, I would probably be suspended for laughing uncontrollably. I just hope there’s a Youtube video of it floating around.

Since I couldn’t find a video of a real nun talking dirty, here’s a music video about fucking a nun. Enjoy.