The world isn’t what it used to be. Back in the 80’s when I used to go to Disney World all the time, there were countless old women walking around holding onto gift shop bags – now they carry guns.

“Spread your shit!”

Over the weekend, a 63 year old grandmother was arrested at Disney World for having a loaded handgun in her purse. Her excuse: “I forgot it was in there.”

Honestly, I believe her. She obviously has Alzheimer’s and thought she was going to the shooting range. Even if she did know she had a gun, maybe it can be justified. Just go to Disney World yourself and notice how many times a sweaty fatass in an animal costume tries to molest your children.