We’ve all seen videos of people streaking during sports events, but were do we draw the line where it’s not funny and just wrong? Pregnant streakers, Santa streakers, or even handicapped streakers in wheelchairs?

Personally, 15 year old boy streakers is where I draw the line. A kid at a high school in Pennsylvania last night streaked across a basketball court during a game wearing nothing but three socks. That’s right, he had a sock over his wang.

I can safely say that this kid is my fucking hero. Not because he had the balls to do it, but because his pecker was big enough to fit in a tube sock. When I was 15, I would’ve had to use a finger condom or a thimble to cover it up… it’s gotten bigger since then, don’t worry.

I can’t imagine people streaking during some events though. Here’s a list of places where you should never streak:

Funerals – Nobody wants to see your browneye while mourning.

Prison – I fucking dare you.

Elementary playgrounds – You sick fuck haha.

Weddings – You might make the groom feel insecure about his manhood.

Nude beaches – That would just be pointless, wouldn’t it?

I urge all of you to go streaking at least one time in your life – just do it before you’re really old and you step on your balls or tits while running away.