Presidential candidate has fat, psycho son
posted on December 17th, 2007 by Dustin at 3:26 pm (EST) with 3 Comments
If you’re going to run for President, you better make sure that you don’t have any embarrassing family history. Governor Mike Huckabee from Arkansas has something even worse – a Dahmer-like son, David Huckabee.
“Our son David just loves torturing animals.”
I have to draw attention to this family because I personally don’t want a president that has the genes capable of creating the Republican children of Satan. When I was digging up some information on this presidential candidate, I found some sick shit about his son David that Mike Huckabee would definitely like to keep hidden. Oops.
Psycho Alert!
In 1998 when David Huckabee was 18 years old, he was one of two boys that were fired and banned from the Boy Scouts – for torturing and killing a stray dog. They captured the dog, hung it by it’s neck, slit its throat, and then stoned it to death. The charges against him were dropped by his father, the governor.
Most psychiatrists would tell you that torturing and killing animals when you’re a teenager is not as healthy of an activity as soccer and it usually leads to other problems – like becoming a serial killer. This reminds me of a movie that came out a couple of years ago and how they should make a sequel of it…
Keep Mike Huckabee out of office, for your dog’s safety.
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Comment from kt
Time December 17, 2007 at 5:09 pm
^^^hahahaha….but your not saposed to do that to animals? well ill be god damned
Comment from Jody
Time December 17, 2007 at 11:31 pm
So before i started studying, i read about our possible president's serial killer son, got sucked in, and wasted too much time filling my head with ur nonsense. And im addicted. Damn u…
Comment from Brett
Time December 17, 2007 at 4:19 pm
:wassat: While having a First Son (if that's not a real title, it should be) who might possibly ransack the White House Correspondant's Dinner wearing Barbara Walters face over his own might be entertaining, I cannot in good conscience vote for Huckabee simply based on the first photo in this post. Matching outfits for a family photo should be a federal crime, and button-up shirts with elbow patches? What the fuck! My eyes burn. Also, David looks like someone shoved a Big Boy statue thru the top of a circus tent. I can't decide if that makes me like him more or less.