Goddamn you Pamela Anderson. You stupid, filthy bitch. I used to love you back in the early 90s. If I knew what masturbation was when I was 10, I would’ve failed all my classes thinking about you. Why did you have to marry the biggest douchebags in the world, one after another, without calling me and giving me a chance?

Don’t let this picture fool you – her face is really tore up like a Michigan road.

Self-proclaimed marriage-aholic Pamela Anderson is getting divorced again . Somebody cut that bitches wedding ring finger off. This one only lasted 2 months and I posted about it (check the Archives) and said it wouldn’t last. The first sidecarsally.com prophecy has come true!