The best game ever, Mortal Kombat, was released in 1992 and caused a lot of parents to raise their eyebrows due to the graphic violence. I remember popping it in my Sega Genesis for the first time and putting in the blood code to unlock the gore - A,B,A,C,A,B,B. Fuck yeah.I always wondered when some psycho kid was going to ruin violent video games for all of us by trying to reenact some shit from a game. I figured it was only a matter of time before two kids were “play fighting” and one of them got thrown into a pit of spikes or set on fire.The other day, two high school kids thought it would be fun to get drunk and beat their 7 year old half sister unconscious by imitating moves that they claimed to have seen in Mortal Kombat. The little girl died from extensive injuries and the two kids are now facing up to 48 years in prison for child abuse causing death. I say, why not make it 100 years - 48 years for murder and 52 years for being too fucking stupid to coexist in society.See you in 48 years, assholes.People are undoubtedly going to start trying to ban mature-rated games again and that really annoys me. Think about this, Super Mario runs around eating mushrooms and jumping on heads to kill his enemies. Isn’t that also possible to reenact with a little bit of agility and the right kind of mushrooms?”YES! Eat it, bitches!”I am not looking forward to all the negative attention this will bring to violent video games. I grew up playing Mortal Kombat and I admit to having fantasies of being able to freeze people and jump kick them in half but I also used to watch a lot of Chuck Norris films and he taught me to only beat up the bad guys. Let’s all remember Chuck’s lessons.Chuck Norris’s calendar goes right from March 31 to April 2nd - nobody fools Chuck Norris.