What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Give up?Depends.Tell that one to your grandma.The ladies of Greenspring hatched a plan to pose nude in a calendar in order to raise money for… hip replacements?Yeah, that’s right - a group of old women are baring it all for people to see in an effort to raise money for whatever it is that old people need money for. I finally have a reason to sneak off into the bathroom at work and masturbate. Yay!”Wanna see my funbags?”You won’t be finding any MILFs (or GMILFs… or GGMILFs) in this calendar. These women are old as fuck and look like it. It reminds me of that joke about the patch of hair growing between your grandma’s boobies - her pussy.Excuse me, I had to vomit really quick.Luckily, all the naughty bits are covered up “tastefully” so you don’t even have to worry about a horrifying nip slip or beaver shot. That could ruin a persons life. Here’s a brief history about the calendar in case you’re interested and want to buy it for your grandpa.Somebody please buy me one.