Remember this handsome devil?No, it’s not Philip Michael Thomas from Miami Vice.This is Philip Michael Thomas.Over the years, Michael Jackson’s face has deteriorated like a flesh-eating animal has very slowly been chewing on it. Every time he makes an appearance in public, we are all shocked to find another piece of his face missing. The other day, he was photographed while shopping at a bookstore in Las Vegas with his children. It still cracks me up that he is legally allowed to have kids.”Rawwwr! I am Post-It Man!”I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of surgical procedure ends with post-it notes stuck all over your face. It’s even more unbelievable that someone would go out in public looking so scary. I can imagine the conversation between MJ and his surgeon going something like this:MJ: “Doctor, my face fell off this morning again. What can we do?”Doctor: “Well, you just have to remind yourself to take it off every night before you go to bed, so it can recharge.”MJ: “I know, but it’s so hard to remember to take my face off every night. Besides, how am I supposed to have platonic cuddling at night with little boys if I don’t wear my face? It scares them.”Doctor: “Sacrifices, Michael… sacrifices. I recommend reminding yourself on post-its and sticking them to your face every day.”MJ: “Great idea. Now I just have to remember to take the post-its off before I go out in public.”FAIL.