I haven’t made a completely random post for a little while, so enjoy…

Today, while sitting in my cubicle and “working” diligently, I came across something interesting on American Apparel’s website – porno. Truthfully, I was skimming through the model archives section looking for pictures of AA models wearing see-thru clothing – yeah, I’m a pervert.

But I’m a smart pervert. If I get caught looking at suggestive things on AA’s website, I can play it off like I’m shopping for late x-mas gifts for a special lady. I’d still get a stern “talk” but it wouldn’t be like I was watching 2girls1cup or anything.

I came across an American Apparel model known as Xochielt – don’t ask me how it’s pronounced. Well, I also happen to know Xochielt as Trixie Teen. Trixie likes to take her clothes off and diddle her ham wallet on webcam – I recognized her because I’ve yanked my meat sword a couple of times to her like 3 years ago, and I never forget a pair of funbags.

Xochielt – posing for American Apparel.

Trixie Teen – from her website.

Stolen Trixie Teen banner w/ link attached. Go ahead. Click on it.

People have told me that I enjoy porn a little more than the average person and now I know that it’s true if I can randomly recognize porn stars at their “normal” jobs.

Oh, and if you didn’t enjoy my little post about Trixie Teen, then surely you will like this picture of a dog’s red rocket that I took on my cell phone Christmas Eve.

Bandit was happy to get a box of milkbones for Christmas.