Charles Clark wins the Redneck Bastard award of the day for stealing underwear from his 61 year old neighbor.On December 23rd, while home alone, Charles Clark decided to smoke a little marijuana and mosey on over to his neighbors house where he would pop the door lock with a knife, enter her house, and steal her underwear. I know what you’re thinking: “Who hasn’t burglarized an old woman’s house and stole her panties?”"I just wanted to smell ‘em and try ‘em on for a sec.”Since apparently nothing better was going on in Santa Fe, Channel 13 News sent a reporter to the panty-thief’s house to harass him. When asked why he did it: “I was just stoned and stupid.”Fuck you Charles Clark, you bastard. You’re making other pot smokers look bad. Anyone who smokes it can tell you that a side effect is not getting the urge to steal under garments from old women - that’s not just stupid, it’s insane.He would have been much better off proclaiming his innocence and blaming it on the underpants gnomes - it’s just as crazy as the truth.”38DD - I’ll bet they hang to the floor. Yummy.”