Joshua Stetar, 20, really needs to get a life. Some time last week he decided that he just had to meet the girl who was kicking his ass in Halo for XBOX 360. He googled information on the 15 year old girl, hopped in his car, and drove 40 hours to from New York to Washington… to drive by her house.

“I’ll teach you to use a plasma grenade against me.”

On Friday night, he arrived her neighborhood and drove past her house over and over while sending her creepy text messages like, “Tell the cops that I’m gonna rape you and your sister.” Guess what happens next… you got it:

Parents call cops. Cops arrest kid for felony stalking. Kid is now laughing stock of the gamer world.

I understand the stalking part because there are a lot of really fucking stupid, horny, creepy nerds in the world that fantasize about worse things than just scaring a girl. What I don’t understand is why he decided to stalk a gamer girl . We all know that girls that play Halo are ugly nerds.

“Wanna play some XBOX and drink orange sodas with me?”