It’s Britney again. Yay.

Some people suck so bad at life that it could actually be considered good advice to suggest suicide to them.

Don’t tell that to Britney Spears though because she would probably attempt it – and fail – just like everything else in her life. Last night, Britney was taken to the hospital for a mental evaluation when the cops showed up at her house and she was intoxicated from an unknown substance. Hmm.. her two main habits are drugs and dicks, so take your pick.

“Just another day with Ms. Spears,” says the paramedic on the right.

The cops were notified to come check out the scene when K-Fed’s bodyguard went to her house to pick up the kids, which she refused to hand over. My question is, what is she even doing with partial custody?

Britney says: “Hehehe… isn’t it fun that I’m doing this again?!”

Toxicology tests will undoubtedly show that she had copious amounts of drugs and semen in her bloodstream… just like her sister!