Disney pop sensation Hannah Montana is Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter. She’s known for the #1 hit song… fuck, like I would know anything about her besides the fact that she’s underage and hot .

Sweeeet jailbait.

If having Billy Ray Cyrus as her dad isn’t enough of a reason to hate her, how about this – her music sucks balls. Imagine a whale dying of testicle cancer getting stabbed in the throat by a harpoon.

Priscilla Ceballos was recently disgraced by Americans for having her 6 year old daughter cheat in a contest to win sold-out Hannah Montana concert tickets. The contest, held by a store called Libby Lu (sounds super lame), involved writing a 5 sentence “essay” about how you plan on “rocking someone else’s holiday.” Priscilla’s daughter won the contest with this paragraph:

My daddy died this year in Iraq. I am going to give mommy the Angel pendant that daddy put on mommy when she was having me. I had it in my jewelry box since that day. I love my mommy.

Aww that’s precious. Wait a minute… that’s not true at all! After going to pick up the tickets, a camera crew was waiting to interview Priscilla and her daughter. Upon being asked about the essay, the mother and daughter panicked, left the store, and later admitted that the essay wasn’t true. Since then, Priscilla claims she has been shamed by the public and threatened by enraged Hannah Montana fans and even had to move from her home and delete her myspace page. Their tickets were also denied.

Personally, I think people should leave them alone. If America is stupid enough to fall for a sad war story, then it’s not Priscilla’s fault for taking advantage of the gullible people in our country. The government lies to us every day and we hand over 35% of our paychecks.

The only question in my mind is what the fuck is going on with that bitch’s eyebrows?