It has come to my attention sunny state of Washington has some of the dumbest fuckers in our country. In July 2005, a man died after being fucked in the ass by a horse… intentionally.

In November 2007, an old man was seriously injured after trying to loosen a lug nut on his Lincoln… with a shotgun.

Friday, a man was beat up by his wife and 13 year old son for not letting the son use the computer to sync music to his iPod. How dare he do that.

“Really Dad, it’s just the name of a song.”

The father suffered from bite marks, multiple face punches (from his wife), and a kick to the groin (thanks, son). Undoubtedly, the worst injury had to be feeling his dignity slip away as the story made it into the Kitsap Sun newspaper.

This man is an embarrassment to fathers worldwide. How can a grown man allow his teenage son to beat him up over an iPod? That’s just poor disciplining. You better believe that if it was my son, he would definitely be shitting pieces of that iPod for weeks.

As far as the crazy wife is concerned, the husband was quoted saying that she has mental health issues – Gee, ya think?

“OK Dad, I’m gonna count to three. Then you give me that fucking iPod, bitch.”