For Sale: Robosaur
posted on January 8th, 2008 by Dustin at 8:06 pm (EST) with 3 Comments
I remember being 8 years old and going to see Monster Truck Madness with my mom and little brother. At half-time, a gigantic 40 foot tall robotic dinosaur came out and spewed fire while chomping on an old shitty car which resembled the one I would be driving 15 years later.
Pure awesomeness.
To this day, Monster Truck Madness held a gathering of the most mullets, hairy back-tits, and ass cleavage that I have ever seen.
“Yeah Willy pup! Crush that summabitch!”
Well, nearly 2 decades after it’s debut, Robosaurus is for sale at an auction in Scottsdale, AZ. If anyone wants to drive me to Scottsdale, I will let you sit with me in the cockpit after I win the bid at the auction… I just hope this woman doesn’t have enough money to outbit me.
“I been showin’ my titties for donations to get braces.”
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Comment from elle
Time January 9, 2008 at 6:54 pm
are you gonna be at monster jam this year? i'm definately not missing out. GOOOOO GRAVE DIGGAAAAAAAAAAAA
Comment from Crystal
Time January 14, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I think she should keep those teeth man. They could be used as bottle/can openers. I think she could make more money using those nasty chompers instead of her sick flapjack titties.
Comment from allyson
Time January 8, 2008 at 10:01 pm
haha nice comment about the braces. she's a fucking hottie ^_^