It’s too bad that Beth Ann Chester, 26, didn’t teach history instead of English because then she would have known what has happened to teachers in the past that fucked their students.

Three months ago, the married Pittsburgh-area English teacher became “involved” with a 14 year old male student and it recently all ended in tears – for her. Details are sketchy as to how the police found out about the relationship, but Mrs. Chester – or Beth, as she’s known by one “special” student – is being charged with sexual abuse of children, corruption of minors, and sending nude picture texts to the boy. Prosecutors are also seeking the death penalty…err… I mean statutory rape charges, which is pretty much just as bad.

First of all, the sexual abuse charge is bullshit. I highly doubt that he or any other teenage boy would consider their English teacher abusive while she’s rubbin’ his happysack. I mean, I used to sit in school and dream about having a hot substitute that wanted me to stay after for some extra credit. I would dream that the principle would walk in and catch us having sex and I would say, “I was just sharpening my pencil!”

Who wouldn’t want some disciplinary action from her?

Sadly, that was not the young boy’s teacher. This is…

Ew.

You know, on second thought, toss that bitch in prison for her main offense: Not being hot enough to initialize a student-teacher sex fantasy.

Husband’s friend: So I heard you’re getting divorced. What happened?

Husband: My wife cheated on me. She fucked one of her 14 year old students.

Husband’s friend: Hahahahahaha!