Don’t fuck with Lam Luong from Vietnam, or you might end up sleeping with the fishes. On Sunday, the 37 year old father of four got into an argument with his wife and must have been pretty pissed off because he returned on Monday to pick up the kids. He didn’t plan on taking them to Disney World though… he had a better idea.

The fourth human floating device…err.. child is not pictured in this image.

To make a short story even shorter, Lam drove his kids to a bridge and then just started tossing them into the water. The oldest kid was only 3 years old, so naturally, he wasn’t just trying to force them to swim at an early age. Witnesses claim to have seen Lam throwing a bundle of “something” into the water – little did they know it was a bundle of babies.

The infamous baby-tossing bridge.

Lam admitted to the crime and is now in prison without bond (durr) and he’s being charged with four counts of capital murder, which I guess should be spelled MURDER, since it’s capital.

I’ve heard of people drowning unwanted kittens and such, but your kids? If he wanted to get revenge on his wife, I guess that’s pretty much the most fucked up and cruel way to do it so I’m sure he got his point across. What point is that you ask? Who knows… nobody can understand his language.

I don’t think we need to worry about Lam Luong throwing our babies of a bridge – he’ll be in prison for the rest of his life. If he wanted to save his own ass, all he had to do was use the excuse, “I wasn’t trying to kill them…I just forgot their water wings!”

“Wait, that black baby isn’t mine!”