Every time something out of the ordinary happens, people have to take it as a “sign” that something wonderful is going to happen. It snowed in Baghdad today for the first time in over 100 years – the poor people of Iraq thinks it’s a sign of hope that peace and change is coming soon.

Al-Rasheed says, “Allah dammit! This sucks, it’s cold as fuck!”

If you did some research, you’d find that weather anomalies are more common than ever before. When the icecaps at the poles start melting, weird shit starts happening all over the world – it’s not a sign of hope like the people in Iraq think. If anything, it’s an omen. These people should be crouched in the corner, waiting for the apocalypse.

“You fucking bitch, there’s sand and rocks in that shit!”

If something as silly as snow makes Iraqis cheer up, the George Bush should dump white confetti over the city every time he drops a bomb on a mosque.

“We got some civilians building a snowman, sergeant. Can I blow its head off?”

People of Iraq: A rare snowfall is no reason to believe that the chaos is going to end any time soon. If it started raining blood from the skies, I’m not going to run down to the liquor store and buy some lotto tickets. If you are really desperate for a blessing, look for the following things:

1) The end of George Bush’s term.

Hopefully things will get better for you at the end of 2008 when the elections begin again.