A married couple from London had a bit of a shocker recently when they found out they were twins separated at birth.

OOPS.

This is now raising questions in the British Parliament about whether or not twins should be told who their birth parents are. If you asked the brother-sister couple, my guess is that they would say “YES”… after they finished vomiting from the morning sex they just had.

Naturally, the couple had to split up. You can’t be having kids with your siblings because they’ll turn out like this…

“We look like Maw AND Paw cuz they’s related.”

I feel bad for this couple though. Imagine meeting someone you shared an irrevocable connection with and then being forced to split up after finding you’re related. Still though, I think it’s better than finding out that you married the mother that put you up for adoption 30 years ago. Even that wouldn’t probably wouldn’t bother some people too much.

“The guy married his sister? Shit, I’d marry my sister too if she wasn’t already married to our cousin Leroy.”