Two small personal aircrafts collided in the sky over a car dealership in California today, causing wreckage and bodies to rain down onto people. This is God’s way of punishing you for thinking about buying a Chevy.

“Hmm… something here just doesn’t look right.”

A bystander was killed by falling debris and two others were killed after leaping from one of the planes. One of the leapers actually landed on a new Ford Mustang, undoubtedly helping a salesman on his approach: “Holy shit!!! Umm well, this is why it’s much safer to drive… so… you still want the car?”

Another leaper landed on the concrete behind the car that the first person crashed into. Too bad he couldn’t die in style too.

Investigators are still trying to figure out why the mid-air collision happened in the first place. What I’d like to know is why the leapers thought it would be better to splat onto a car dealership instead of looking for the nearest hippy to land on – California is full of ‘em!

“Wait, I gotta go back! Forgot my chute!”