If Jean Merola was 50 years younger, I would totally stick it to her for being awesome. The 75 year old grandmother from Clearwater, Florida was arrested at a McDonald’s drive-thru this weekend for disorderly conduct.

“Argh, I’m an old woman!”

An employee at the window told Jean to wait at the window for her fries and coffee. Apparently, the fat fuck officer waiting behind her really wanted his Big Mac because when he got sick of waiting, he told Jean to pull aside and wait. When she refused, citing that she was told to wait, the cop ordered her to move aside. When she declined again, the officer handcuffed her behind her back and another officer took her to jail.

“You’re under arrest for the future heart attacks of 50 million Americans.”

The only thing more shocking than the fact that an officer could be that big of a prick, is the fact that two officers could justify handcuffing and arresting a grandmother of eight who just wanted some coffee. Goddammit, I really hate pigs. I HATE em.

If anything, why not arrest the piece of shit that put a handful of pubes in my double quarter pounder last week?