On Friday morning, 53 year old Margot Foster was returning to her home when she caught a burglar stealing shit from her bedroom. Instead of running out of the house screaming like an old woman should do, she chased the burglar out of the house and tackled him in the back yard.

What 24 year old Gregory St. Germain didn’t know was that Margot is a black belt in karate and Kung Fu. Let’s find out who’s in better shape…

This is obviously the burglar and not the old woman.

St. Germain managed to free himself and took off running. Margot followed him for seven blocks, tackled him again, and pinned him down until the cops came. What St. Germain also didn’t know was Margot Foster is a marathon runner too.

She can’t fight menopause, but she sure can fight crime!

This is kind of scary to me because I always thought that if I was desperate and had to stoop as low as theft, I would definitely hit the homes of the elderly first. I know 53 years old isn’t that old, but I’d never suspect that a woman who’s ovaries stopped functioning a decade ago would be able to chase me down and kick my ass.

I guess burglars should start victimizing the old and disabled. Better hope those scooters don’t get any faster though.