Until now, there has been a lack of ridiculous and annoying lawsuits initiated by gay people. I always figured that gay people were too busy having sex with each other to be out doing stupid shit like us regular folk. That is, until I read about NYU student Avram Wisnia.Check out this scenario:Avram Wisnia, a former towel boy at the MANHOLE (yes, he is gay), tried to sue New York University over an incident where he injured himself during a steamy Jell-O wrestling match with JC from “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.” This picture was taken, which shows both men clearly fighting for the bottom.”I told you we shoulda used KY Jelly… it doesn’t stain green.”Unfortunately, bystanders failed to capture JC bodyslamming Avram in a fit of homoerotic rage. This may sound like a slice of heaven, but Mr. Wisnia shattered his hip. Since nobody can get hurt anymore without running to a lawyer first thing, Avram tried to sue NYU for the colossal amount of one MILLION dollars.Wisnia’s 2005 lawsuit blamed NYU for allowing the event to take place and for having the school’s food service provide the gelatin. Ironically, he had no problem participating in the event… you could tell from his boner. Luckily, the Judge was smart enough to throw out he whole lawsuit. While I originally thought the decision was fair, I found this picture which suggests Jell-O may have some influence in the ruling.If you look carefully at his mouth, you can see that the judge obviously just finished a bowl of red strawberry Jell-O. Hmmmm….