I can’t even count how many times I’ve had to run into a gas station or restaurant, pinching the head of my pecker so I didn’t piss my pants. I have urinated in public more times than the average dog, but I always feel like I’m committing some kind of horrible atrocity. In many places, relieving yourself in public carries penalties as ridiculous as twenty-five years on the sex offenders list. Umm, what?

As silly as it sounds, one state’s lawmakers have finally come to their senses and realized that people who defecate in view of others are not always perverts and sickos. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

“Ahhhhhh… feels… so… fucking… GOOD.”

I’m glad people are finally addressing this issue. If a new bill in New Hampshire passes, a fine will be assessed to a person caught using the bushes instead of the toilet. Personally though, I think a larger fine should be handed out to people that poop in public. I feel that it’s much more appropriate to shit your pants rather than drop a deuce on the sidewalk.

Come on, give the little guy some privacy.

Yet, another argument one could make is that the people who watch other people urinating in public should receive fines. It’s really hard to go to the bathroom when someone is looking. Sometimes I get stage fright.