In 1998, Mitchell Johnson and one of his friends decided that they were fed up with boring, cousin-fucking life in Arkansas. Johnson, who was 13 at the time, waited outside of his school while his buddy pulled the fire alarm inside. When the students and teachers exited the school, Johnson and his friend open fired on a crowd of people - four students and a teacher were killed.Mitchell got out of prison a year or two ago after he turned 21. He served a long time and everyone hoped that he would end up being a normal guy who just had some problems when he was younger. Besides, this kid didn’t look like a murderous psycho. If he was pointing a gun at me, I’d probably laugh and give him a wedgie.Little psycho. Age 13ish. He almost appears normal.In a fine display of the bright “thinkers” that Arkansas has been responsible for, Mitchell Johnson was arrested at the beginning of this month after police were tipped that Johnson was driving a van with marijuana in it. I can’t bust his balls for having some pot, but what about the handgun and shotgun he was also driving around with? As far as I’m concerned, this dickwipe shouldn’t even own a fucking squirt gun .He is now facing 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Let’s keep this guy locked up for good this time. He’s obviously too ignorant to function as a responsible adult.Nighty-night! Keep your butthole tight!Just a side note: I went to Arkansas.com in hopes of finding out some interesting facts about the state. There is seriously nothing interesting about Arkansas.