I’ve been on an airplane more times than Robert Downey Jr. has been to rehab. It seems that at least half of my flights have been miserable due to some annoying fuck sitting next to me. Sometimes, it’s a 3 year old kid who, for some reason, isn’t sitting next to his mom. Other times, it’s a plane full of foreigners singing religious hymns in another language.Would you people please shut the fuck UP!?If you’re like me - an asshole - then you’re not going to put up with letting another person make your flight miserable. What’s a good way to get revenge on a fellow passenger without engaging them in a physical altercation? Well, you could eat a ton of vegetables before the flight and just shit your pants the whole way. However, if your farts smell enough, other people will suffer too and that ain’t right… trapped in a capsule 35,000 feet in the air smelling someone else’s ass.How about a nice scare instead? Follow these steps and you’ll surely freak out the person next to you:1. Open your laptop and make sure that the person next to you can see the screen.2. Hold your hands in the praying position and stare at the ceiling, uttering prayers that resemble the Arabic language. If you can’t imitate Arabic, a lot of hocking and spitting works - also, use the word “Allah” often.3. Click on THIS link.You will have successfully really freaked out the person next to you. Try it on your next flight!