England’s Daily Mail must be struggling to find important news to report on because one of today’s stories is a fucking joke.

Anne Lambert, a 54 year old nail technician was meddling around in a 14th century manor house when she felt a presence in one of the rooms. Instead of getting out of there like a normal person, she pulled out her cell phone and started snapping pictures of the room. Later on, after reviewing the pictures, she realized that she may have captured some ghosts. Not just any ghost though, Henry the fucking VII’s ghost. Riiiiight.

Holy shit, it’s…. nothing at all.

Can you see it? I’ll admit that there is a slight resemblance of someone’s face in the image and maybe with some enhancements, the face would become clearer. Well, I took the duty upon myself (Hehe I said, “doodie upon myself”) to enhance the image and see who’s ghost Anne really captured. Prepare to be shocked…

It’s fucking Heath Ledger!

Fuck this. Most rational people know that ghosts aren’t real. If you claim to have ever seen a ghost, you’re either lying or mistaken. Personally, I think it would have been much more interesting if the Daily Mail questioned Anne Lambert on her sexual identity instead because this woman is obviously Michael Moore’s secret twin brother.