Have you ever had a knock on your door, only to peek outside to see a Jehova’s Witness standing outside, eager to preach whatever the fuck it is that they believe in? You slowly slink away from the door hoping that they didn’t see you, meanwhile you’re wishing something terrible would happen to those damn religious solicitors. Jose Mestre is a fine example of when religious dedication trumps common sense.

“I am hombre elefante!”

This isn’t just another religious rant. This story is actually ironic.

This is 51 year old Jose Mestre. Over the years, Jose’s face has come to resemble Britney Spears’ pussy. Because he has been a very dedicated Jehovah’s Witness all his life, his belief in God has turn him into monster that looks like an alien species from Star Trek and I’m not talking about one of those hot blue sluts that Captain Kirk used to bone.

“Listen up! Give me all the moisturizer you have on the Enterprise.”

See, the Jehovah’s Witness “religion” has strict rules against receiving blood transfusions. According to Jehovah, “the life of the flesh is the blood (Bullshit 3:16).” Mestre continuously refused blood transfusions since the first small, bloody tumor appeared on this lip when he was a teen.

Mmm… look at those DSL’s. I just got a rise in my levis.

The church of Jehova is totally denying medical explanation in Jose’s case. They claim that the growths on his face is not a blood tumor, but rather the result of an unholy union between Quasimodo and Jabba the Hut.

After so many years of looking like a freak and being unable to find work or love, Jose is ready to forsake his God and receive treatment. British doctors may have a treatment, and if successful, it would remove the tumor and possibly restore his face in a single 12 hour operation!

Jose is nicknamed “The Man With No Face,” but I hardly find that appropriate. He should be called “The Man With Sick Fucking Lumps All Over His Face.” I wish him luck.