OMG YES
posted on February 19th, 2008 by Dustin at 7:59 pm (EST) with 6 Comments
Anyone been wondering what’s happened to Lindsay Lohan lately? Me neither. I just figured she was either in rehab, jail, or on the scene of her next shitty movie.
I’ve never seen someone look so confused during a mugshot.
I opened up Google News today and saw the words “Lohan” and “Nude.” Immediately, my boner jumped out of my pants. Could it be!?
Before I continue, I know a lot of you ladies are going to hate on Lindsay Lohan. “Blah blah blah, she’s a slut, blah, tramp whore, ugly, etc.” Well, stop hating. She may indeed be a tramp and ugly without makeup, but we all know that she has immaculate breasts and I’ve wanted to see them for a very long time. Thanks to New York Magazine, that time has arrived.
The kittens were added by me to cover up the naughty bits.
The photo shoot “tastefully” pits Lohan against the likes of Marilyn Monroe. This is obviously just an excuse for New York Magazine to actually get some readers. Personally, I was a little disappointed that she decided to pose for them instead of Playboy – at least then we would’ve had a chance to see some fire crotch.
So there you have it. If you care to look at her freckled ass, check out New York Magazines website – you don’t even have to buy a subscription. Just don’t let your parents catch you jacking off.
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Comment from Whit
Time February 19, 2008 at 8:18 pm
:laughing: I just looked at her photoshoot btw … she really doesn't look all that great. The only reason her tits look nice and big is because she's got a tiny little waist to go along w/ it. Put those same tits on Rosanne and I'm tellin you, they're not going to be as pretty.
Comment from H to the R
Time February 19, 2008 at 9:28 pm
I'm not even gonna lie to you. I'm secure enough with myself to say that I think she looks wicked hot in those pics & she does indeed have really nice breasts.
Comment from Jordan
Time February 19, 2008 at 10:22 pm
…There is a god!!! SHWIINGGG!!!
Comment from ELLE
Time February 21, 2008 at 6:24 pm
this frecklebitch could never EVER be as beautiful as marilyn monroe was. nice yellow hair. and her tits are saggy. mine are way better duh. and i don't have a freckle puss.
Comment from rofl
Time July 12, 2008 at 3:16 pm
whatever u say u stupid wanna b. lindsay can go die in a pit and so can ele. dont brag on this site.
Comment from Whit
Time February 19, 2008 at 8:13 pm
:wassat: Psh I'm not a hater just because I think she looks like a used red-headed step child. Personally, I don't find her attractive. Now put Megan Fox, Jessica Biel or Eva Mendes's tits and ass up there … then we can talk.