If there’s one person that I should not make fun of on sidecarsally, it’s Duane Chapman – aka Dog The Bounty Hunter.

Fuck it.

Duane Chapman is nationally known as Dog “The Bounty Hunter.” His television show revolves around him and his family as they travel around Hawaii, picking up fugitives for not appearing in court. I’ve seen the show many times and honestly, the only thing that puzzles me is why his wife didn’t get the nickname Dog.

“HOLY FUCKING TITS!“

She could probably nurse every abandoned baby in the world with those breasts. But seriously, I’d rather sleep in eternal nightmares than wake up next to her for one morning.

Anyway, Dog’s show got pulled from A&E back in November after his son sold a recorded phone call/argument to the National Enquirer for $15,000. During the phone call, Dog blasted his son’s choice of a having black girlfriend. He was recorded using the ‘N’ word repeatedly – no, he was not calling her a ninja.

When the recording was leaked, A&E condemned his racist remarks and canned his show. After three months, they are putting him back on the air. Why? They claim that Dog has learned his lesson and has been reaching out to several African American organizations in attempts to make amends for his harsh words. We all know the real reason they decided to bring him back – since the cancellation of his show, nobody fucking watches A&E anymore.